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Q. What did Ed want to know about a pig's ass?
A. IS IT PORK!

Q How did cross top turner get his name?
A When he hit his head on a rock in Pretzels, the bump caused his skin to split. (ask him to show you).

Q. What did Jeff's girlfriend find by his tent? What happened to it?
A. A Rattlesnake. Mike put it in a sleeping bag stuff sack and let go across the river.

Q. What 8" surprise did we get one morning?
A. SNOW!

Q. Who saved the keg the year we carried it down the other side?
A. Gary Stockton jumped in and rescued a keg that was quickly drifting down the river, still attached to a stretcher.


Q. What year did the invites start saying "LCAO"? What does it mean?
A. 10th annual. "Lawn Chairs Are Optional". There was a lot of confusion and Tom Caton was the only one that figured it out before the party with out help. Since then, it has been our motto and shows up on all of our memorabilia.

Q. Where were the alt spots? Why were we there, and who got lost finding the first one?
A. The alt spots were a "Crossing" down the highway (road closed by 6' of snow), and the Scout camp (road washed out by the creek in the new year's floods).

Q. Who was the first baby brought to the island?
A. Airiana Lee Mejia Harvey.

Q. Why do we call it BAS?
A. BAS stands for Bare Ass Slide. Shorts really slow you down.

Q. Why is the pool called Pretzels?
A. In high water, the current swirls around the corners, back toward the middle and it looks like a salted Pretzel.

Q. What is the name of the rock at Pretzels pool? Why?
A. Boner Rock. You have to see it.

Q. Who was king of the critical jump and where was it?
A. Tom Dulay . The Critical Jump was a mighty leap from camp to a sand bar across the creek.If you ended up short, you were wet. Tom was doing it in his bare feet!

Q. Name two people that have fallen into the fire.
A. Tom Caton and Denny Maple (others?).

Q. Who had the point the year we did not?
A. A Boy Scout troop.

Q. What long word did the kid belch?
A. BuicRiveria.

Q. What treat does Paula sometimes bring?
A. Good Brownies

Q. Who tried to carry a 15 gallon keg in by himself? Did he make it? How or why not?
A. Ted. He did not make it, although witnesses said they have no doubt he would have if the pack / nap sack he was using had not broken.

Q. Tell two snake stories.
A. We found a rattler near Jeff's tent and moved it across the river, and of course the one about the guy that picked one up.

Q. What campfire act was The Moose famous for the first 7 years? What usually happened during these events?
A. Moose liked to lead sing alongs. During the performance, he would back up into a log and fall over backwards.

Q. Who yelled "send up the fat boy" and what did it mean?
A. Steve Dean calling for moose to join us up on the observatory.

Q. What animal stuck Charlie?
A. Charlie (Big black lab, owned by Gary S.) caught a porcupine twice in the same year. It took hours to get the quills out of his face and arms.

Q. What animal left the tracks Jeff found on the beach?
A. Black Bear (the only reported sighting in 24 years).

Q. Where are the Jacuzzi and the under water tube?
A. They are in the slide area between the cars and camp.

Q. What is The Art Of Rock Fu'
A. Using large rocks or branches to break logs for the fire.

Q. What was so special about the big hail storm?
A. Thunder and lightning, right in the valley, you could feel to your bones.

Q. What was so cool about the secondary campfire the year they did not have a fire?
A. They were using candles to light the area.

Q. What kind of beer were we most likely to have the first five years?
A. PBR

Q. Besides Tom Fun, who has been to the most Kegger Backpacks?
A. Mike W.

Q. What did Shawn use to slash his palm?
A. The whiskey bottle he was carrying on his night walk into camp.

Q. Who did we carry out and why?
A. Christen's back went out and she could not stand.

Q. What is the dumbest thing anyone has done at a Kegger Backpack (so far?) and what were the consequences?
A. Someone picked up a RATTLESNAKE, got bit, and almost lost his life. Still has nerve damage to two fingers. Lesson learned "Never pick up a rattlesnake"

Q. Who brought the first lawn chairs?
A. Phil Webster.

Q. Where were the beetles? Who found them? What happened to them?
A. Jeff and Tom M found Bark Beatles during the worst years of the Sierra infestation, in the twin trees behind the main fire circle while staying an extra night. They killed them with a fork, and cauterized the hole. Ask one of them to show you the scar.

Q. Other than showing off the scar, what are the twin trees used for?
A. Breaking long branches for the fire (a variation of 'Rock Fu').

Q. Where was the tree we saw fall?
A. While standing in the main camp circle one morning, a dozen of us saw a tree fall just down river from camp (past the creek). It made a sound, but we were not sure if it would have had we not been there.

Q. Where did Brad catch those big fish?
A. He caught them the night before at the lakes above public camp, but Gary had him tell us he caught them in the river near camp before we got out of bed.

Q. What was the ranger's name that first came to camp to ask about fire permits? What happened next?
A. Ranger Rick. Once we realized he was not going to ticket us, and the permits were free, we made him issue them to almost every one in camp.

Q. What are the most kegs drank at The Island in one year (up until now)?
A. 6.

Q. How did we get a small keg to Pretzels?
A. We have been carrying a 5 gallon keg down on an old backpack frame the last few years.

Q. What year did it snow, and why wasn't Pat there?
A. Pat will know the year. He was not there because his daughter Rachel was being born.

Q. What was the game called when we hit objects into the river with a stick?
A. Pinecone Baseball.

Q. Why is the date usually the second week of June?
A. That was the weekend before the scout camp opened, and about as early as we can get in due to snow.

Q. Who was the last dog to be carried out and why?
A. Stephens dog Bear had torn paws from the granite.

Q. What did Dan The Dog ride down the river?
A. The giant snow ball.

Q. What does Teresa make for breakfast?
A. Breakfast Burritos (and boy are they good).

Q. What were the old stretchers made of? Who made them?
A. Wood 2x4s made by Tom M at his dad's shop.

Q. Who made the current stretcher? Who camouflaged it?
A. Ed W. designed and made the current stretchers (much more aerodynamic than the old ones). The paint job is the work of Brian J.

Q. How many trails are there?
A. No one really knows, but the legend says there are 27 main trails with off shoots for many of them, and all trails lead to the Island.

Q. Who drew the original logo, who drew the logo of the guys carrying the keg you see inside the beer top on the current logo, and who put the beer top around it?
A. Tom McGon traced the original logo from a photo taken of Gary, John, and Mike carrying a barrel early in our history. Jane O'Meara,(Tom's cousin in law), of Stranded artists, drew the current logo for the 10th annual invitations. Brian J. put the beer top around it for the huggies made for year 17.

Q What gets buried below the big tree?
A. Horse shoes.

Q. What souvenir was sold at the 17th annual kegger Backpack?
A. Blue and Red beer huggies. They sold for $2 at the time.

Q. How can I get a souvenir from the 17th annual?
A. The only way (other than stealing one), is to earn one. How? Bring a keg covered with ice to the party.

Q. What was wrong with the souvenir sold at the 18th?
A. The writing around the beer top said 1991, but the year was 1992. A copy and paste error from the logo from the year before.

Q. What slogan showed up on the 20th annual tee shirt.
A. "Drink Like A Fish" along with a trout wearing a Kegger tee shirt, sitting on a lawn chair, drinking a keg by the big tree.

Q. What similar drinking / backpacking party was starting around the same time as this party. What happened to it?
A. Many of the original Kegger Backpackers were also involved with a party in Big Sir called the "Tequila Break Out". We found the drink (and hang overs) to be too harsh, so the tradition ended after three brave attempts to get it going.

Q. Where (and what) is the observatory?
A. A big clear slab of granite on the east boundary of camp, used for star gazing.

Q. Who is the oldest person to attend this party (so far)?
A. Jack McGonigle at age 70.

Q. Approximate number of people in attendance at the largest and smallest Kegger parties?
A. 60 and 10.

Q. What sport (other than beer drinking), are you most likely to see being played in the middle of the island.
A. Horseshoes.

Q. What plant grows waist deep out by the point?
A. Ferns.

Q. What was it about MaGee's shorts that had us singing "liar ­liar"?
A. they were black shorts with red and yellow flames (Pants On Fire).

Q. What was the fire controversy about at alt spot #1? What did we do about it? A. A pitch filled log was burning out of the pit. Some wanted to let it burn, while others were afraid of the risk of it getting out of control. We eventually dragged it into the river.

Q. Where is the beach?
A. It moves with the meander of the river. It use to be on the creek, but the last few years, it is on the river, south east of the main fire area.

Q. What do the girls that do not drink beer usually drink?
A. Peach Vodka shots. (In the old days, it was white Russians).

Q. Why are tents so important?
A. Misquotes.

Q. What do we do during the day?
A. Drink Beer.

Q. What do we do at night?
A. Drink Beer.

Q. What do we always bring that is not usually brought on backpacking trips?
A. Kegs of beer!

Q. What is the holler?
A. SoooooooDeeeee!

Q. What does Sodee mean?

A:
It too has its origins at the scout camp. By the time I went there to work, Pat, TC, and 'Dirty' Dick had established a drinking spot part way up the Wolfeburo freeway. They called the spot a 'Holler' and the reason they went there was for sodee (Beer). The call of SoooooDeeee was the yell they used to stir up camp while drinking at the holler. When I got there the next year, both the place and the call were known as "the Sodee Holler". I think Pat may be able to share any earlier history than that, since he was there when the spot and yell were established. How about it Pat, you were a history major as I recall.

TOM

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Dirty Dick and I were not drinking beer when we found Sodee Holler. We were walking around one moon lit night when camp first opened. We discovered the Holler and immediately recognized it for what it was: a power spot. We then tested the acoustics, found them superior and named the place the "Holler". Before we left, we made plans to return with beer and friends to christen the place some night soon. When we got back to camp, we confirmed our earlier assessment of superior acoustics. Around that time, we got to know the old marine who ran the rifle range (I forget his name, but he used to crush beer cans on his forehead). He called beer so-dee. When we returned to the holler, it became clear that SOOO-Deeee could also be a very effective holler. This is because a proper holler has two or three octaves which make the echo resonate (similar to a yodel). That is why Beeeeer is a terrible holler. By the time the beer was gone, the holler was refined and Sodee Holler is history.
Best regards,

Pat

I think the old marine's name was Jose.

TOM

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